ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

(via best-text-posts)

humansofnewyork:

"Everyone appreciates her more than me. If something goes wrong, I’m always blamed for it. And mom lets her use the computer much more than me.""That’s because I watch educational videos and she plays games.""That’s not true, last time she was on the computer, I saw that she was playing a game."
(Jammu, India)

humansofnewyork:

"Everyone appreciates her more than me. If something goes wrong, I’m always blamed for it. And mom lets her use the computer much more than me."
"That’s because I watch educational videos and she plays games."
"That’s not true, last time she was on the computer, I saw that she was playing a game."

(Jammu, India)

"Today I saw your face and I lost my breath a little but I didn’t collapse like I would have six months ago."

— I still miss you sometimes but I’m not drowning anymore and maybe they were right when they said it gets better (via extrasad)

(via d-l-w)

sadgrl666:

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

(via d-l-w)

galacticdad:

housing should be a basic a human right.

people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.

(via d-l-w)

thetrevorproject:

smartgirlsattheparty:

huffingtonpostwomen:

Happy Birthday, Amy Poehler!

Thank you, huffingtonpostwomen

We hope you’re having a great birthday, Amy! :)

"please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay."

— sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

(via myfairladyboy)

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

(via best-text-posts)

"I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day."

— (via niccoolleeyy)

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carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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